to the people who are following me
- thank you
- im sorry
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i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
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without gravity we wouldnt be able to poop
omg
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
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This is a munchkin cat, they have the same gene that gives dachshunds their long body and short legs. Enjoy. - Imgur
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opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
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birds have contributed nothing to society
speak for yourself, mah boi
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why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other
i think kelsey was
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